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There is this

massimo — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:42:32 +0000

There is this guy, we will call him Jon. We are calling him Jon because WE Don’t KNOW His Actual Name!!! As a matter of fact, I have been on many dates with this so called Jon and I don’t know what he does for work or why he always pays cash… Hell, I don’t even know if he lives in the same state as me! What do I know… I know that once a month I get to play house with some guy we are calling Jon! UGH…

As I stare

massimo — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:41:28 +0000

As I stare at his yellow teeth and white crust around his lips he tells me I need to keep going to the gym to get into better shape! This is date number 1… guess how many dates came after…

Really?

a few years

doucherati — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:05:12 +0000

a few years ago, after a long relationship had ended,i snuck back into the dating scene…this of course results in a friend playing matchmaker who introduces me to a barmaid friend of his..he tells me she has some “issues” but she’s really sweet..by the way, she was extremely good looking.
so, my friend gives us his tickets for a nj devils hockey game that nite. cool. one catch was that i was already one hour of driving from nyc, where i lived at the time. so this date would require me to drive one hour east to the arena, one hour west back to her place(to drop her off at home) and then another hour back east to the city (hopefully with little traffic)…i’ll mention again, she was hot so, i went for the bait…
i picked her up from her apartment, which was a little bit “shady”…we were in the car literally about 5 minutes down the road and as i was talking to her i turned to look at her, and she was ASLEEP, knocked out, kinda loopy..
so, i kept driving to the arena, and she woke up when i stopped for fuel…i got her a red bull..and 2 for me…needless to say, we went to the game and i got in my 3 1/2 hours of driving…and i hate hockey.
no more dates followed.

So I take

Aliyah — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:39:11 +0000

So I take this chic out the other day and she said to me, “what do you think about marriage.” So, I said, “Well it’s illegal, so if my girlfriend ever ask me to get married I just tell them I don’t want to break the law.” She didn’t find that funny and I haven’t heard from her either. Lol at least I got the Drawls. CTFU…

So I had

Bronxbabe6 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 21:38:21 +0000

So I had been flirting with this guy for over a year. We met through a mutual friend when I was looking for someone to install my new car radio. The installation turned to text messages just “asking how the radio is working”, which turned into some pretty steamy texts. We both have ridculous schedules, so I don’t get to see him very often. When I’m home, he’s either at the gym or working or vice versa. Two weeks ago, he apparantly had had enough of waiting so he asks me on Monday what I’m doing Thursday. I stop myself from shouting “You!” into the phone and tell him that if I’m not working, I was supposed to be visiting a friend (and his fiancee) with my mom to see his new house (which was true, but seriously, who wouldn’t rather be getting some than spending time with mom and the one that got away?). So he respoonds with “Wednesday, then?” I say that I’ll come home as quickly as possible after work to make this happen. I get home Wednesday, ask him what he’s doing, and he’s on his way to the gym. Dick. Fine. “I’m really sorry, I misunderstood, I thought we were on for tomorrow. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.” I tell him, ” Ok, I ended up having to work tomorrow, but I’ll get home ASAP again.” I get home Thursday, made my usually 40 minute drive through torrential pouring rain and flooded highways, which then made it take an hour and a half, let him know that I’m home….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…. he’s asleep. Double dick. “Nevermind then.” I don’t bother trying to get in touch with him again, no matter how much I want to. Tuesday rolls around, I get a “Hey.” 10 minutes go by, because well, if I have to wait, you sure as shit are gonna have to wait. Next message “Look, I know you are probably under a bad impression, but I really really do want to come and see you, Please? I’ll make it up to you, I swear. Please, when you get a chance, just text me back, thank you.” I say “Hello.” I thought it portrayed my frustration and got the point across just fine. I was right. I get “I know you’re upset with me, but come on, please, what are you doing later? I’ll come over tonight, no matter what time you get home.” I say, “Ok, fine.” Now it’s a game, and the ball is in my court. I text him at like 11 pm telling him “Sorry, i just got home, I’m going to bed. I have a half day tomorrow though.” Ha! Point for me. The next morning I get another text… “What time do you get home? I’m leaving work early and coming to your house.” I told him I get home at about 2 ish, he says he’ll be there at about 4/4:30. I tell him “Fine, but then you gotta get your ass out before 6, because I’m going to meet a friend at the gym.” Another point for me. I decide to not beat around the bush about what exactly it is that I want, so I go find my sexiest lingere, and throw on a cute robe over it. He rings the bell, I practically drag him into the house telling him exactly just how much making it up to me he had to do. He apparantly takes instruction very well, cause it was oh, so made up to me. As a matter of fact, I’m fairly positive that he unmade it, and then made it 2 more times. Long story short… I think I won two of those battles, but he ultimately won that particular war. Either way, it pays to be direct…. that way, I get what I want. A hot, muscle bound dude in my bed who is willing to let me throw him out and drag him back whenever I so desire.

[ME]hey you best

NYMIA — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 05:43:05 +0000

[ME]
hey you best friend stranger

[CAT]
1:53am
Hey, what’s been going on?

[ME]
1:55am
not much I think, I have lingerie on and I believe I am getting stood up : (

[Cat]
1:56am
What!!!!!

[ME]
1:56am
I am seeing someone in NY but I haven’t seen him in a month- its complicated, so been hanging with this guy here and I am sitting here with a million candles lit, some sexy lingerie and music playing horny as hell and NOTHING! UGH

[CAT]
1:56am
What an asshole!!!

[ME]
1:56am
I am pisssssssseeeeedddd!!!!
I mean its 2am now! I could have been sleeping or watching tv lol
I am so horny I could fucking cry! seriously
one month for me is long
I am at my peak
lol

[CAT]
1:57am
OMG!!!

[ME]
1:57am
I want it all the time everyday, all day long

[CAT]1:58am
LOL!!! Well enjoy it!! it doesn’t last!!!

[ME]
1:58am
shut up!!!! don’t say that
what do you mean? its going to go somewhere? it can’t! I haven’t used it up
it hasn’t been put to good use!

[CAT]
1:59am
sorry!! it sucks getting older

[ME]
1:59am
really? when did it die down for you?
I have been like this for a little while now, must have it, but this once a month shit is for the birds!

[CAT]
2:00am
yea, thats true!!!
don’t know when it died down just has

[ME]
2:01am
what’s die down for you 2/3 times a week?
what happens I will want it less?
how is wanting to cum less ever possible?

[CAT]
2:01am
Yes!!

[ME]
2:01am
I am 33, I have some yrs right?

[CAT]
2:02am
Yes!!
I’m turning 40 this year

[ME]
2:02am
I know exiting
2/3 times a week?
for you

[CAT]
2:02am
plus over weight doesn’t help any!!!
NO!!! less

[ME]
2:02am
I have been working out

[CAT]
2:03am
oh good, Daniel and I are too

[ME]
2:04am
I want to be in shape, I gained weight again and became depressed so in the spirit of continuing this peak I will workout so I can keep up, when do the little boys come into play? Now- tonight after getting stood up?

[CAT]
2:05am
little boys????

[ME]
2:05am
yes 20′s
you went through that stage the little boys
I only did 2 of those
actually one
the other is in my bucket list

[CAT]
2:06am
OH Yes they are fun!!! Have as many as you want!!! Your single!!! Enjoy

[ME]
2:07am
I will! lol, this adult thing is harder than I thought. I can’t even find someone to fuck me on a weekly basis
the men here will not commit to that its too much to commit to!
I am so sad, and lonely (that means horny)
lol
what are you doing, how are you doing?

[CAT]
2:09am
LOL!! Sorry they really suck!!!!! Do you miss NY? I dream about it all the time.

[ME]
2:09am
I want to move back I hate it here
I hate the men here
I hate it all
I miss it terribly
the men there are better for sure

[CAT]
2:09am
Hey that’s for sure

[ME]
2:10am
this blows big dirty std infested cock!

[CAT]
2:10am
I’m just working and not enough so I’m poor and it totaly sucks ass

[ME]
2:10am
I am going to shut off my candles, and take this lingerie off as soon as I tease a boy in Australia on skype lol
lol
You are so funny
I love you

[CAT]
2:11am
Sounds like fun!!!! Love you too!!!

[ME]
2:11am
you are rich in spirit and you have cock at your disposal, you truly are rich
lol
you
you at wk now?

[CAT]
2:11am
NO
Thanks!!
?You
2:12am
you there

[CAT]
2:13am
yes

[ME]
My life here is a disaster, I get dick once a month here f I am lucky and I have to fly to get to it

[CAT]
2:15am
that sucks and seems so wrong. South beach is horny as hell!

[ME]
2:17am
not for me its not!

I went out

cjnyla — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:03:51 +0000

I went out on a date with a well known celebrity. He was good looking and I considered him a catch & most of all I was drawn to his hunkiness vibe!
The date went fine we shared our food and spoke about everything. The industry, work, family & we reached over the table and kissed each other. I felt a wonderful connection & could not wait to we left.
We had to take separate cars & I met him at the restaurant.
When it was time for him to get his car & my car his came first.
He drove off, did not pay the valet car service for my ticket and did not wait for my car.
What a gentleman don’t you think?

I’ve literally

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:45:52 +0000

I’ve literally been on like A date in my life and that guy was really nice and other than offering to get me moonshine if I wanted it, things were pretty tame. However the guy that decided to take me to lunch after a drunken night out (and spending the night at my house) was another story. I guess I didn’t realize he was practically a mute the night before because when we went to lunch he literally SAID NOTHING. LITERALLY. Maybe a word like “mmhmm” or “how’s your salad?”. Just sat at a restaurant in silence eating for about 30 minutes. Then he took me home. Basically never talked to him again. Until the next time we were drunk and the story repeated itself.

Warning dating nightmare!

RunningRebel — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:09:04 +0000

Warning dating nightmare! I met a woman at work conference and really clicked with her. We began to email each other and talk online. It wasn’t too long before I asked her out. We went out and it was great, we had so much in common, both in the same profession and similar backgrounds. Before dinner was over we were finishing each other’s sentences, it was amazing, such chemistry. The date had to end at the restaurant as I had a flight in the morning for a business trip. We kissed good night, actually made out good night in her car for about 15 minutes. I was seriously considering canceling my trip, all I wanted to do was be with this amazing women. The connection between us was phenomenal, I was thinking maybe she was the one.

After the date I rushed home to pack, while I was packing my mother called to inquire about my date. I began to tell how great it was and how special this girl was. My mother asked me where she worked, I told her the name of the firm and she said you have a cousin that works at that same firm. She asked me what her name was and then told me I had a cousin named that, who worked at that firm! You get the picture. I was mortified, my heart sunk to my feet. Suffice to say that was the end of that and the beginning of years of therapy.

Here is a

bnt — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:46:40 +0000

Here is a bit of too much information to start your morning. In college I went home with a guy shortly after meeting him, five, ten minutes tops. I was going down on him in his very Bob Marley-d out room when i noticed a piece of toilet paper stuck in his ass. What is a woman to do? Ignore it and keep going? Pull it out? Run away? I pulled it out and kept going. Nobody loves a quitter

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